My Inner Apocalypse

In april I decided to start a healthier lifestyle of no smoking, working out and a completely different diet.  It is a challenge to myself to have a lean muscular body with abs by summers end.  More importantly for my wife and kids.  So far I am getting very good results, its amazing what a person can do at home with a weight bench, chin-up bar, a road bike, lots of protein and a shit ton of cardio.  Once I started seeing results it was just more motivation.  When I do reach this goal, like I told my sil Emily, I’ll never wear a shirt!  Just a jackass walking around flexing.

Usually when I find something I would like to purchase it turns into a long tedious task.  Puma motorazzo shoes are my latest want, so I ventured to the foot lockers and such to find them.  I should say I found them on the web but I was hoping I could find them here in town.  At each store I asked and got a confused NO, one person (in a wicked valley girl accent) said she had never even heard of such a thing, another said they only sell them in large cities, ” Horseshit” I said as I walked away.  So the last store was a no of course but I told her that they can be ordered online. Her reply.. this is gold.  She said that if I copy the info for the shoes and bring it back to the store, they would order them for me!!!  Where do I buy food?  Duh.  I told her I’ll just do it myself, got a blank stare on that one. I’m sure she knows people have web access at home, right?  Good news is I did find them online and in my size, sweet.  Today was alot of fun, we had Sara’s family over for mothers day.  A really good meal followed by a really good game of kickball, girls vs boys.  To everyone’s surprise Emily turned out to be the ace in the hole by making  two great catches and kicking the ball like she was mad at it.  Ducati might turn pro as well as Nate.  Erin did tag me out once (she cheated on that play), Becky and Larry can still kick pretty good, but I did have the game ending walk off homer, I better line an agent up too.