My Inner Apocalypse

I’m still cool dammit!!

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:15:29 +0000

I went to get a new phone and renew our contract and walked out with the new I phone. I figured I needed to become an I nerd to stay in touch with my wife and and other nerds. Plus getting the new version before her really spun her up. It will be pretty handy for me, but Im glad I waited. I still rock!!

Shut up legs!

admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:46:37 +0000

Kicking out some good miles on my new Specialized Roubaix. I’ll be doing a century ride (100mile) in the next week or so. One of the best parts about riding is when I ride in the morning thru early afternoon during the week, 90+degrees, people with normal jobs are at work and I’m on the loose. I sometimes see other riders, the more mature ones will wave or even talk, but then you have the young coffeshop, hipster, lifetime college student jackasses that think they are the shit, they dont wave. I cant ride away from that, so I just ride behind them and then beside them until they get all twitchy and then I pin it. I breakaway like its my job, and I dont slow down, I’m hoping they chase me but they wont, and I dont slow down, and my legs are saying slow down!! Shut up legs!! Lets school the Rusted Root Bitchface.

Taking one for the team.

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:52:57 +0000

Seems to me that our President could not take some negative things said about him by one of his top Generals. Maybe some misdirected anger because he cant handle larger issues afoot right now. This general had the stones to say how he felt about him, good for him. I wonder if the President knows how most of the U.S feels towards him, wait a minute, he must, he’s already punishing us in alot of ways.

Wait…..What the hell?

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:48:31 +0000

How I know Nates gay. He has a facebook page!!! Flamer!!

Bleep, Twat, tweedle, Whatever you call it.

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:23:53 +0000

New Favorite show: Archer on FX. I pee a little every time.

What the f**k?

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:44:20 +0000

I just realized while retrieving gifts from the attic to wrap for the kids that I am 100% an adult/parent. Lately all I can think about is when the kids are grown and they have their own homes and nice things, going to their house and spilling food, breaking shit and completly disregard anything they say. Maybe I’ll even shit my pants. Dont get me wrong I love them to death, but I am pretty sure they know what kind of horseshit they are pulling, so years from now I’ll give it back. Its gonna be sweet!

If you dont expect much, you wont be let down.

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:22:37 +0000

My job, like everyones, is at times a love/ hate relationship. I work for a great company, the hours suck, the work is very abusive at times, but its what I do and I consider myself very fortunate to have it. A thorn in my side that I have had since I started working years ago and with every job is that there are people who dont pull their own weight. They remind me of the misfit toys in the old Rudolph christmas movie, just running around not really making a difference with their two elephant trunks or missing button eyes. The odd part of this is the lead people whose job it is to get things done, do not use these people. They realize they cannot depend on them, so they use people they can count on. Needless to say If my feet stop moving, they want to know what Im doing next, while the misfits stand there and try and figure out why their eyes burn when they stare at the sun! I am not bragging, I just belive when you do things right, people are not sure you did anything at all. Should I be happy Im needed or are the three legged Pooh bears playing the system? I guess if they sleep good at night then why should I care, after all there is such a thing as bad Karma. Merry Christmas Pooh!!

The fly has landed.

admin — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:33:08 +0000

My new Flyshades kick ass, if I knew how put pictures along with this I would, but I dont, so sorry. They are super dark, category 4 is the class, the same as moutaineering glasses I was told. Worth the wait they were. I purchased them from a gentleman in Portugal. He has an original pair of Bolles that he made 3D molds from, then had someone produce new improved models. They turned out very nice. Sara and I are gearing up for our upcoming concerts, U2 and Depeche Mode, one in Boston and one in Floridia. Should be fun.

Return of “The Fly”. part 1

admin — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:54:34 +0000

In an effort to relive younger days, I began searching for sunglasses that Bono(U2) wore in the early 90s, known as “fly” glasses. In the mid 90s I did have a very similar pair that I missplaced several years back. This subject might be boring to some, a broken record to those who have heard the story, but it was meant to be. History101: The original glasses that Bono wore were made by Bolle. Lunasports as they were called were a one piece wrap around style very high quality for there time. These glasses were made in France in the 60s, these are very rare nowadays, Ive only seen one pair for sale, for $1000, yikes! The story goes that U2s wardrobe man found 3 pairs at a thrift store and gave them to Bono. Propaganda is a fanzine and merchandise company sanctioned by U2, back in the early nineties you could buy very poorly made replicas of the originals for $15.00. I just recently saw a pair sell for $160 on ebay, kind of steep for glasses that give you a headache in ten minutes. I have spent about three months looking for originals or anything similar to them, I did find some that are close but the company is in Brazil. After many attempts to contact them I gave up. One other lead looked very promising but it crashed and burned also. Part 2 will be posted soon and I’ll let you know how my search ends. P.S no Emily, your not the idiot.

Look around you.

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:34:16 +0000

Not going into any detail, but there are a lot of Idiots in this world making bad decisions. Guess that explains why things are the way they are right now.